Little Johnny tell his dad that there was water in the carburetor of the car

Little Johnny runs to his dad and says, “Dad, there’s water in the carburetor of the car!”

“How can you be so sure?” the father asks.

“I just know there is,” replies Little Johnny.

“Do you even know what a carburetor is?”

“No,” says Little Johnny.

“OK, where is the car?”

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“In the lake.”

What should Johnny tell his dad?

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Little Billy’s mom took him to the grocery store.

In the middle of the cereal aisle, little Billy yelled out “Mom I have to PEE!”

All the other women smirked and looked judgementally at Billy’s mom as her face turned red like a tomato. She pulled her son close.

“Listen little Billy, I never want you to say that again. Next time you need to use the toilet, just tell me you have to whisper.” She said in a soft voice.

Billy agrees, and life goes on.

That weekend Little Billy and his father take a rowboat out onto the lake and go fishing. Billy told his dad:

“hey dad, I need to whisper.”

To which the father replied:

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“Okay Little Billy, come over here and whisper in my ear.”