Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong.
“What is the problem?” She asked.
“I hope it’s not about your homework again.”
“Well, uh, yes it is,” Little Johnny says.
“You see, the plane was hijacked!”
“I accidentally made my homework paper into a paper airplane.”
“That wasn’t the smartest thing to do,” the teacher said, “But, just this once, I’ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in.”
“Sorry, but that won’t work,” Little Johnny replied, looking even sadder.
“You see, the plane has been h-i.jacked!
LOL!!
Little Johnny’s Gift To His Teacher
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts to their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – there are flowers!”
“Correctly!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift came from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine?” she asked.
“No,” replied little Johnny.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. “Is it champagne? She asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I’m giving up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!
