A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
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“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”
Little Johnny left his mother’s broom on the back porch.
One afternoon L. Johnny was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch.
His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing.
She asked Johhny: “Where is my broom”
“It’s on the back porch, mom” he replied
“Please go get it”
“No mom, I am afraid of the dark”
His mother smiled and said ‘The Lord is out there too, don’t be afraid.
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L. Johnny opened the back door a little and said ‘Lord if you’re out there, hand me the broom’
