Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny the choice between a nickel and a dime.
Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, these boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny smiled and said, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it and so far, I’ve made $20!”
LOL!!
L.Johnny Was In Class.
L. Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.
She explained: “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father, spell it, and say one thing he would give us all if he was here today.”
Each student was excited to talk about their dad, and as soon as the teacher made her statement, hands began to go up, and she pointed at a girl to give her response.
The girl, Marcy, replied, “My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R, and if he was here today, he’d give us all a shiny new penny.”
The teacher smiled at the well-presented answer and asked the students to clap for Marcy. She asked the class who would love to go next.
Jeff was the next student to try himself at the little class game, and he said, “My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no…”
While he continued struggling to spell it, the teacher interrupted him and asked him to take a minute to think about his response before standing up with his answer.
Little Johnny felt the time was right to give his answer, and raised his hand enthusiastically, hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher asked little Johnny to go next.
Little Johnny said, “My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell ‘accountant.'”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
