Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson.
”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher.
Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”.
”Why eleven?” the teacher said.
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”You may ask for a loan of six dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get it!” replied Little Johnny.
Little Johnny farts in the classroom
Little Johnny farts in the classroom
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and start laughing
The principal walks by him then asks:
“Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because they are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
