Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and start laughing
The principal walks by him then asks:
“Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
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“Because they are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
An engineering student is walking on campus one day
Paddy is walking on campus one day when he sees Johnny (his friend) riding up on a shiny new motorcycle.
“WTH? Where did you get such a great bike?” asks Paddy
Johhny replies, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, and suddenly a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said to me that I could take whatever I wanted. Then I choose this bike as you can see”.
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Paddy nods approvingly and says, “Wow, Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit anyway.”
