Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Son: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Son: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver and says, “You failed to stop at the red light. Let me see your driver’s license.”
The blonde asks, “What does that look like?”
The blonde cop answers, “It is rectangular and has your picture on it.”
The blonde looks around inside her purse and mistakes her mirror for the license. When she hands it to the blonde officer,
he looks at it and replies, “Oh, I didn’t know you were also an officer. You can go!”
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