“Mommy,” Little Johnny asked.
“Why do you always cut off the ends of sausages before putting them in the pan?”
“Oh, that’s what my mother always did. You’ll have to ask her.”
“Granny,” asked Little Johnny the next time his grandmother visited.
“Why do you and Mom cut the ends off the sausages before putting them in the pan?”
“Oh, that’s just the way my mother always did it,” says Johnny’s granny.
“You’ll have to ask her.”
“Great Granny,” asked little Johnny (the next time they visit her slightly senile great-grandmother at the nursing home.)
“Why do you and Granny and Mummy always cut the ends off the sausages before you put them in the pan?”
“Oh, my goodness,” said Great Granny. “Are they still using that small pan?”
LOL!!
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One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma’s house as fast as he could.
“Where’s my bucket and my water?” She asked.
“I can’t get any water from that water hole, there’s a mean ol’ alligator down there!”
“Don’t worry about the old alligator anymore, Johnny.
He’s been there for years and he’s never been hurt, nobody.
Why is he probably as scared of you as you are of him!”
“Well, Grandma,” Johnny replied, “if he’s as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink!”
LOL!!
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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
