Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class, ”If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.”
Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.
Little Billy said he saw a train.
Little Johnny said he saw a “flat” dog.
“Oh,” said the teacher.
“That’s terrible! Was he run over?”
“No,” said little Johnny.
“Well, how do you know he was flat?”
Replied little Johnny, “Well, he must have been! There was another dog PUMPING him up.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom.
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!
He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.
He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny said.
The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
