One day, Grandmother and Little Billy, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.
“You’ve got so many freckles, there’s no place to paint!” a girl in the line said to Little Billy
Embarrassed, Billy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt down next to him. “I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles,”
she said while tracing her finger across the child’s cheek. “Freckles are beautiful.”
Billy looked up, “Really?”
“Of course,” said the grandmother. “Why just name me one thing that’s prettier than freckles.”
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Billy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma’s face, and softly whispered, “Wrinkles.”
A new boss is appointed in an office
A new boss is appointed in an office, and he has a really fierce reputation.
He’s walking through the office for the first time suddenly he sees a guy just leaning against a doorframe, doing nothing.
The boss decides to show everybody how things are going to be from now on.
He approaches the guy and asks him sternly, “What is your monthly salary?”
“2,200,” a bit surprised he answers.
The boss whips out his wallet, thrusts 1,800 at the guy, and yells, “There’s your two weeks’ pay, now get out of here and never show your face again!”
The guy takes the money and leaves. The boss, feeling good he’s shown everybody how idle hands are dealt with,
Then he asks, “So what was that lazy jerk doing in this place?”
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One clerk shrugs, “He just delivered our pizza.”
LoLLLLLL, That’s the lesson for him. We hope you have a good time enjoying this joke, have a nice day!
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