Linda had just about had it. Her husband, Mark, was late again—his third time this week—off playing golf, as if he didn’t have a wife waiting at home with a cold dinner and a hotter temper.
So she decided to teach him a lesson.
She scribbled a dramatic note and left it on the dresser:
“I can’t do this anymore. I’m leaving. Don’t come looking for me.”
Then she crawled under the bed to see his reaction when he found it.
A few minutes later, she heard the front door open. Footsteps. The fridge door. A drink being poured. Then… silence. He walked into the bedroom, picked up the note—and paused.
She held her breath.
Then he chuckled. CHUCKLED.
She peeked out and saw him grab his phone.
“Hey babe,” he said, “She finally did it. Packed her bags and everything. I’ll be over in 10. Champagne or wine? Oh—and wear that red thing I like.”
He hung up, whistling, and walked out the door with a skip in his step.
Linda was FURIOUS.
Her blood boiling, she crawled out from under the bed, ready to scream and throw every golf club he owned out the window.
But then she saw the note.
He had written something under her message:
“Nice try. I can see you under the bed. Also, we’re out of milk.”
Moral of the story:
If you’re going to fake your exit, don’t leave your socks sticking out.
When Husbands Get Too Clever
One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife.
“Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he chuckled.
“Could take a few inches off your backside!”
Cue the awkward silence.
His wife, however, was not one to let such comments go unanswered.
The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer for a fresh pair of underwear, a mysterious puff of powder burst into the air.
He coughed and blinked. “What the heck?!”
“APRIL!” he called out, holding the underwear at arm’s length. “Why is there talcum powder in my boxers?!”
From the bathroom, his wife called back sweetly: “Oh, honey… that’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle-Gro.”
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