A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied:
“I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS.”
Jack, 92, and Gill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.
Jack addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “I am.”
Jack: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jack: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds”
Jack: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jack: “How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jack: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jack: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.. why-”
Jack: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “yea, but why-”
Jack: “Adult incontinence pants?”
Pharmacist: “Sure. But WHY?”
“We’d like to use this store for our wedding registry.”
