Liam and his mother joke
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad.
Liam: I like you both
Mother: Ok, if I go to America and your dad goes to Paris,
where will you go
Liam: I will go to Paris.
Mother: That’s means you like dad more
Liam: No, its because i like Paris
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to Paris and your dad goes to America,
where will you go.
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why
Liam: Because I have already gone to Paris.
A blonde Press the bell
Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.”
She did and after a few minutes heard the guard coming down the stairs.
The men in uniform opened one door, then another, turned off the alarm system, and finally went through the revolving door.
“Well,” he snarled, “what do you want?”
“I just wanted to know why you can’t ring it yourself.”
