During the concert, L.Sally sits in the front row waiting for the concert to begin.
Mary asks: “Sally, how did you manage to get a ticket to the concert?”
Sally replies: “I got a ticket from my sister.”
Mary asks: “And where is your sister?”
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Sally says: “Back at home, looking for her ticket.”
A juggler was driving to his next performance
A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asked the cop.
“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” said the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.” The juggler got out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
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A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” said the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”
