A week before Memorial Day, kids bring pictures of veteran family members to school for show and tell.
First up was Mary. “My daddy served in Afghanistan. He was a paratrooper.”
“A paratrooper?” Asked the teacher, who was awed.
“yeah…you can see his jump badge here…”
The Second was Sarah. “My granny served in Vietnam. She was a doctor.”
“A doctor?” Asked the teacher, who was moved.
“Yeah, see? That’s a stethoscope hanging around her neck.”
Third was little Johnny, “This is my great grandpa. He was an electrician.”
“An electrician?” Asked the teacher, who was perplexed.
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“Yeah, here. You can see the two lightning bolts on his helmet”
Three blondes went to the forest.
These three blondes were going to purchase a Christmas tree but they then decided to go into the forest to chop down a real one.
The first blonde said, “I don’t care how long it takes us, I want a perfect tree.”
The other two blondes agreed to say, “We won’t leave until we find the right one.”
Three days later they were still searching.
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The first blonde looked at her two tired and hungry friends and said, “I promise the next tree we come across we’ll chop it down and take it home and I won’t care if it’s decorated for Christmas or not.”
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