Little Johnny was with his mother as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway.
She tried to follow the traffic, but they were flying by her.
After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she is doing 15 miles over the speed limit.
Slowing down she moved over to the side to let the group of cars get ahead.
She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.
She stopped and waited for the officer to come up to her car.
As he did he said, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Little Johnny piped up from the back seat, “I do! It’s because you couldn’t catch the other cars.”
LOL!!
Johnny and The Teacher’s Gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts to their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is – there are flowers!”
“Correctly!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift came from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine?” she asked.
“No,” replied little Johnny.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. “Is it champagne? She asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I’m giving up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!
