One day Johnny got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?”
He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class.”
She said, “Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?”
Johnny replied, “The question was ‘Who threw the trash can at the principal’s head?’”
LOL!!
Little Johnny Is In Grade 7.
Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asks a lot of questions to his teacher.
One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc.”
Her English teacher said, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent ” (He was even more confused???)
At lunchtime, his teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked Johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her to the empty container.
His English teacher, “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.”
Little Johnny replied, “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent.”
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
