A young man named John bought a horse from a farmer for $250.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day the farmer came to John’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have bad news, the horse is dead.”
John replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “I can’t do that. I went and already spent it. ”
John said, “Okay, just bring me the dead horse then.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
John said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
John said, “Of course I can Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met John and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?”
John said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets for $5 each and made a profit of $2,495. ”
The farmer said, “Nobody complained?”
John said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.”
LOL!
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A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia
A Texan is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says:
“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately said:
“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asked, “And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
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