Little Jimmy brought home his history test result, it was 90.
His father was so happy about it.
However, his mother Karen just couldn’t believe that her son got 90 in history.
After taking a closer look at the marks, she noticed that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different.
“Jimmy, you’re so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?”
“No, Mom, I didn’t.”
“I am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?”
“Mom, no, I didn’t add that 0”.
”OK, as you’re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.”
“Mum, no, please, no, I really didn’t add that 0.”
”This is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.”
“……. I just added the 9 to it.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
L.Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom.
One day, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom at school, so he raised his hand.
The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before letting him go.
“But Miss, I am bursting to go,” said Jimmy.
“You may go, but after you say the full alphabet.”
“A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,” he said.
Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, “Jimmy, where is the ‘P?’”
He answered, “Halfway down my legs, Miss.”
LOL!!
