Jacob worked in the coat business, but unfortunately, the business was very bad.
One day, his partner James said to him, “What are we going to do with these fifty coats?” They’re last year’s style, and although we’ve knocked them down to $100 each, we still can’t sell any.”
Jacob replied, “Use your head, James. Price them at $200 and send 10 of our best lawyer clients five coats each.
But here’s the plan. Put in an invoice for $800 for only four coats. If I know them, our clients will think we’ve made a mistake.
They’ll jump at a bargain and pay the $800.”
So James did as he was told. Within 10 days, they received all 10 parcels with an almost identical letter reading.
“I did not order these coats and hence sending them back with your Invoice.”
And each parcel contained only 4 coats.
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A businessman was interviewing job applications for the position of manager
A businessman was interviewing candidates for the manager position of a large division.
He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate.
He simply asked each candidate this question: “What is two plus two?”
The first interviewee was a journalist.
His answer was, “Twenty-two”.
The second was a social worker.
She said, “I don’t know the answer, but I’m very glad we had the opportunity to discuss it.”
The third applicant was an engineer.
He pulled out a slide rule and found an answer, “somewhere between 3,999 and 4,001”.
Next is a lawyer.
He said that “in the case of Jenkins vs. the Department of the Treasury, two plus two was proven to be four.”
Finally, the businessman interviewed an accountant.
When he asked what two plus two was, the accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door, closed it, came back, and sat down.
Leaning across the desk, he said in a low voice, “How much do you want it to be?”
He got the job.
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