Jack’s mother ran into the bedroom when she heard him scream and found his two-year-old sister pulling his hair.
She gently released the little girl’s grip and said comfortingly to Jack, “There, there. She didn’t mean it. She doesn’t know that hurts.”
She was barely out of the room when the little girl screamed. Rushing back in, she asked, “What happened?”
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“She knows now,” Jack replied.
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s.
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s.
He noticed they’d ordered only one meal and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.
Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.
The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, “Oh no. We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared 50/50.”
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The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, “It’s his turn with the teeth.”
