A young farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
“Hey, Willis !!” the farmer yelled.
“Forget your troubles. Come in and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you get the wagon back up.”
“That’s so nice of you,” Willis replied, “but I don’t think Dad would like me to.”
“Nonsense, come on!” The farmer insisted.
“Well, okay,” the boy finally agreed, “but Daddy won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is your Pa?”
“Under the wagon,” Willis answered.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A government man approaches a pig farmer
A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around.”
The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, this is animal cruelty! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
The next day, another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? Only the best products, sir! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”
The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, the food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”
On the third day, another man approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I’ll give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.”
LOL!!
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