A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.
Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, “There are no fish in there”.
So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.
So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.
So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
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A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving down a highway and suddenly a policeman sitting on the roadside turns on him flashing red lights.
The blonde saw the red lights pull over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady, you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile an hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look… that was a highway number sign, this is Highway 43, and you’re going 43 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding.
The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his bald partner what he should do.
After telling the story to his bald partner, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
LOL!!
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