Apparently, I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.
One day I told a long-suffering friend, “You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.”
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“Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,” he observed.
A man is hiring for an accounting position
A man is hiring for an accounting position and is conducting interviews for each of the hopefuls.
The first accountant walks in and starts to introduce himself, “I’m here for the accounting position.”
The boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?”
“4” replies the accountant.
The boss tells him to get out. Sad, disappointed, and a little confused, the accountant slowly leaves the office.
The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?”.
“4” replies the accountant.
The boss tells him to get out.
Just as confused as the first accountant, the second one leaves thinking that if the boss is that stupid he doesn’t want to work there anyway.
The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 2+2?”.
The accountant replies, “Anything you want it to be.”
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The boss says, “You’re hired”
