Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what?
Helen: A nice teapot.
Mum: But I’ve got a nice teapot.
Helen: No you haven’t.
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A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match, one is red and the other is white.
Her friend sees her out and says, “You know your socks don’t match, right? You’re wearing one red sock and one white sock.”
The blonde responds, “That’s so weird! I have another pair just like it in my drawer at home.”
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