Saturday morning.
Granma took Little Johnny to the park after he had spent a tough week at school.
It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother said, “Doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you”?
Little Johnny said, “Yes, God did it and he did it left-handed”.
She was confused a little bit, and she asked him “What makes you say God did this with his left hand”?
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“Well,” said Little Johnny, “we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God’s right hand”!
Loll, did you laugh, we hope this joke made your day!
A senior citizen drove his brand-new Mercedes to 100 mph.
A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rearview mirror, he saw a police car behind him
He floored it to 140, then 150, … then 170, …
Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense !”
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him .
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
“Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes.
Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend.
If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding.
I’ll let you go.”
The Man looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied:-
“Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!!
The Cop left saying,
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” Have a good day, Sir”
