Wife To Husband On The Phone.
Wife: “Hey Baby, How Are You Doing?”
Husband: “Listen, I Am Busy and Don’t Have Time To Talk At All.”
Wife: “Well Baby, I Have A Good News And Bad News For You. You Want To Hear Them?”
Husband: “Just Tell Me The Good News, I Don’t Have Time For The Bad!”
Wife: “Okay, the Good News Is The Air airbags of Our New BMW Work Fine.“
LOL!!
The wife checked her husband’s phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
Tender one
Amazing one
Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One and his mother answered.
Then she called the Amazing One and his sister answered!
When she dialed the third number her phone rang!!!!
She cried until her eyes were swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
The husband took all the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as “Gafoor The Mechanic.”
LOL!!
