Frank and Jim are walking down the street
When Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes-Benz cars, with all the gear, electric windows, CD player, and all of that, the same, would you give me one?”
Frank says, “Jim, how long do we go back? Thirty years? We’ve been best friends since school, and if I had two of those Mercedes, top-of-the-line cars with all the trimmings, the same, yeah, I would give the other one to you.”
So, they keep walking. After a couple of minutes, Frank turns to Jim and says, “Jim, if you had two of those luxury type yachts, you know, with all the modern conveniences, and they were the same, would you give one of them to me?”
Jim says, “Frank, you and I are like brothers. You were the best man at my wedding, you attended my son’s wedding, and we have gone to the same lodge together for all these years. If I had two of those luxury yachts, the same with all the modern conveniences, then yeah, Frank, I really would give the other one to you.”
They keep walking. A couple of minutes later, Jim turns to Frank, “Frank, if you had two chickens…”
“Now hold on there! Jim, you KNOW I’ve got two Chickens!”
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Billy always had problems with math
so he used his fingers and toes for adding and subtracting.
One day he didn’t have enough fingers or toes to figure out the problem. His best friend took off his shoes and held up his fingers so Billy could figure it out.
The moral of the story is that in times of need, you can always ‘count on’ your best friend!
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Two old friends went on a fishing trip and used the time away from home to complain about their wives.
“Tell me something,” one of them asked, “how come every year I forget my wedding anniversary, but my wife always remembers—and then gets mad at me?”
“That’s actually very easy to explain,” the other replied. “Remember that summer before you got married? We went on a trip, and you caught the biggest fish of your life?”
“Of course I do!” said the first. “How could I ever forget landing a catch like that?”
“Well,” said his friend, “just like in your case—trust me—the fish doesn’t remember a thing!”
