Farmer Smith was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer.
Alex — a nine-year-old boy — was playing ball in his yard.
He saw the farmer and asked, “What’ve you got in your trailer?”
“Manure,” farmer Smith replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked Alex.
“Put it on my pumpkins,” answered the farmer.
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Alex replied, “You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice cream on our pumpkin pie.”
A man wore Colonial clothing
A man wore Colonial clothing, guiding tourists through the historic district. Suddenly, he tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman
walked by.
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Doing a double-take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, ‘Just how long have you been waiting?’
