A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip.
The wife answers, “Thank you, honey. What would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An English girl!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up at the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you,” replies the wife.
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?”
“I asked for, the English girl?”
“Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!”
The wife checked her husband’s phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
Tender one
Amazing one
Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One and his mother answered.
Then she called the Amazing One and his sister answered!
When she dialed the third number her phone rang!!!!
She cried until her eyes were swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
The husband took all the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as “Gafoor The Mechanic.”
LOL!!
