As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, he asked her the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas?”
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The child stared at him open-mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my text?”
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Overloaded
Police officer: “Your truck is heavily overloaded. I simply cannot let you continue like that. I’m going to have to take away your driver’s license.”
Driver: “You’re kidding me, right? The license can only weigh one ounce, tops!”
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A blonde walks into the library
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down, and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read! It has no plot and far too many characters!”
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks, “So, you’re the one who took our phone book…”
