Boss gave each employee a check for $5000.

The owner of a company tells his employees one day, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I’m giving everyone a check for $5,000.”

Thrilled, the employees gather around and high-five one another.

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“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!”

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Jake came rushing in to see his Dad.

Jake came rushing in to see his Dad.

“Dad!” he puffed, “Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?”

“That’s what they say,” said his Dad.

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“Well, give me an apple quick! I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”