Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him.
He asks the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?”
The man replies, “No” but then the dog jumps up and bites Bob on the arm.
“I thought you said your dog’s never bitten anyone!” shouts Bob.
The man says, “I know. That’s not my dog.”
A lost dog strays into a jungle.
A lost dog strays into a jungle.
A lion sees this from afar and says cautiously, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before.”
Then the lion rushes threateningly toward the dog.
The dog notices and starts to panic, but when he tries to run into the jungle, he sees some bones next to him, has an idea, and says, “Mmm… that was some good lion meat!”
The lion abruptly stops and says, “Woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can.”
Over by the tree top, a monkey has seen it all.
The monkey realizes he can take advantage of this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.
So the monkey tells the lion what really happened, and the lion angrily says, “Get on my back, we’ll get him together.”
So they start rushing back to the dog.
The dog sees them, realizes what happened, and panics even more.
Then he has another idea and shouts, “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him an hour ago to bring me another lion!!!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
