“Out in the sea, a ship sank. The only survivors were a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The only choice they had was to swim 100 meters back to shore.
The brunette left first and swam 70 meters but she drowned. The redhead left second and swam 80 meters but she drowned. The blonde was last and she swam 50 meters but she got tired and swam back.”
lol…
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver and says, “You failed to stop at the red light. Let me see your driver’s license.”
The blonde asks, “What does that look like?”
The blonde cop answers, “It is rectangular and has your picture on it.”
The blonde looks around inside her purse and mistakes her mirror for the license. When she hands it to the blonde officer,
he looks at it and replies, “Oh, I didn’t know you were also an officer. You can go!”
