A blonde who wanted to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a “handy-woman” and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her.
“Well, I think I could use somebody to paint my porch,” he said, “how much will you charge me?”
The blonde replied quickly, “How about $50?”
The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man’s wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, “Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?”
He replied, “That’s a bit cynical, isn’t it?”
The woman replied, “You’re right. I think I’m starting to believe all those ‘dumb blonde’ jokes we’ve been getting by e-mail lately.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” the husband asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Bentley.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher.
A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 14-year-olds.
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘Are you ok?’ she asks.
“Yes,” he replies.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
“You can go play with the other kids, you know,” she said.
“It would be better if I stayed here,” he says.
“Why is that, sweetie?’ asks the blonde.
The boy looks at her incredulously and says: “Because I’m the goalkeeper!!!”
LOL!! A dumb joke is still a good funny joke!
