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Best Teacher Jokes Ever

1. 

TEACHER: Maria, please go to the map and find North America.

Maria: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct, well class, who discovered America?

CLASS: “Maria!”

2.

TEACHER: “John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?”

JOHN: “You told me to do it without using tables.

3.

TEACHER: “Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?”

GLENN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”

TEACHER: “I’m sorry, that’s wrong.”

GLENN: It might be wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.”

4. 

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula of water?

DONALD: “H I J K L M N O”

TEACHER: “What are you talking about?”

DONALD: “Yesterday you said it was H to O.

5. 

TEACHER: “Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.”

WINNIE: “Me!”

 

6.

TEACHER: “Glen, why do you always get so dirty?”

GLEN: “Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.”

7. 

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence that starts with “I.”

MILLIE: I is.

TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, “I am”.

MILLIE: Okay. “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

8. 

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but he also admitted it too. Do you know, Louie, why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

9. 

TEACHER: “Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?”

SIMON: “No sir, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.”

10. 

TEACHER: “Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?”

CLYDE: “No, sir. It’s the same dog.”

11. 

TEACHER: “Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”

HAROLD: “A teacher?”

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