On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine? ” She asked. “No,” Little Johnny replied.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
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A teacher was giving his class a lesson on map reading
An earth science teacher lectured his class on map reading and taught them about longitude, latitude, minutes, and degrees.
As the class was coming to an end, the teacher decided to test his students’ understanding of the lessons and ask them questions.
It went: “So, suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude? What would happen?”
His students were quiet for a moment before one of them volunteered to answer his question.
The student replied, saying: “Um, I guess you’d be eating alone, sir.”
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