At the interview for my new job, I was asked, “What would your friends say are your weaknesses?”
“I don’t have any!” That was my reply.
The interviewer seemed slightly surprised and answered: “That can’t be true. Everybody has some weak points.”
After that, I said: “Oh no. You got that wrong. I meant I don’t have any friends.”
A Job Interview
After an interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”
The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer inquires, “Well, how about a five-week vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” ”
The engineer stands up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
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