An old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find my saving to support the rest of your life.
They started praying to God! Oh Lord Father, our Dad is too old, please take him to your kingdom.
Two years later he died and buried him immediately.
The following day the house was demolished, and they found a case with a piece of paper written: If you are real men construct your own houses and stop your stupidity.
An Old Man Is Selling Watermelons.
An old man is selling watermelons.
Its price list is 1 for $3 and 3 for $10.
A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!
