An old man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.
She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could apologize for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”
Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.
He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”
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A 72-year-old man goes fishing.
A 72-year-old man named Mark wanted to spend the weekend away from his family, so he decided to rent a cabin upstate and spend the mini-vacation fishing.
He loves to fish because it helps to relax his nerves.
Early on Saturday morning, the man got into the water with his boat and began fishing but didn’t manage to catch anything.
After waiting in his boat for hours, he heard a strange voice.
“Please, pick me up,” the voice sweetly said.
Mark thought he was dreaming and continued fishing.
He finally caught a big fish and as he celebrated he heard the voice again.
Only this time, it was a bit louder.
“Pick me up,” said the voice.
Mark was losing his mind at this point and was searching for what was talking.
Unfortunately, he found nothing.
He was ready to return to his cabin when he heard the voice again.
He quickly turned around and spotted a tiny frog on the surface of the water staring at him.
Mark was shocked.
After a few minutes of silence, Mark asked the frog if it was talking to him and the creature replied: “Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me, and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.”
The frog kept trying to persuade Mark to kiss it, promising to become the most beautiful woman in the entire world.
The frog teased, “I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride.”
Mark stared at the frog for a moment and immediately picked it up and threw it into his pocket.
The frog got angry and yelled at Mark, calling him stupid for missing out on such a fantastic offer.
The frog asked why he would give up having a beautiful woman by his side.
Mark opened his pocket, looked at the frog, and said, “Nah, at my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.”
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