An old man was eating at a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first approached the old man, pushed his c-igarette into the old man’s pie, then sat down at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man’s milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third approached the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, then sat down at the counter.
The onlookers were completely shocked by the behavior of the men, but the old man didn’t seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Without a word of protest, he quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Hm, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
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Billy Bob wanted to sell his old truck
Billy Bob was trying to sell his old truck.
He was having a lot of problems selling it because the truck had 250,000 miles on the odometer.
One day, he told a friend he worked with at Walmart about his problem.
His friend told him, “There is a possibility to make the truck easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied Billy Bob, “I need to sell the truck.”
“Okay,” said Billy Bob’s friend. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the odometer in your truck back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell it anymore.”
The following weekend, Billy Bob went to the mechanic.
Two weeks later, the friend asked Billy Bob, “Did you sell your truck?”
“No,” replied Billy Bob, “Why should I?” It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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