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An Old Man Walks Into A Bar.

An old man walks into a bar and slams a bag of gold coins down, and addresses the customers by saying, “I’ll give this entire bag of coins to any man here able to drink 10 pints in 2 minutes.”

Nobody takes him up on the offer but he notices an Irishman getting up and leaving.

A few minutes later the Irishman is back and says to him, “Is your bet still valid?”

The old man says yes, and the bartender sets 10 pints of ale on the bar.

In a minute and a half flat, the Irishman is done and the old man hands him the bag of money.

“Just one thing sir”, the Old man says, ” I noticed you left the pub earlier when I introduced my proposal.”

“Aye ye did ser,” says the Irishman, “I went next door to see if I could do it first.”

LOL!!

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”

The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, and a meticulous housekeeper. She is also my best friend.”

The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”

The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”

LOL!!

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