This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw £10”.
The teller told her “for withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.
The old lady wanted to know why… The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules”.
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and respectfully told her “you have £300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to £3000. “Well please let me have £3000 now.”
The teller kindly handed £3000 very friendly and with a smile to her.
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The old lady put £10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit £2990 back into her account.
Moral: Never mess with an old lady.
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse.
He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions.
“Don’t know how to get there,” the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away.
Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U-turn and drove up to them.
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“This is my husband,” the old woman said. “He doesn’t know how to get there either.”
