An old lady really wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors, before she died.
So she went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport.
“You must take the loyalty oath first,” the passport clerk said.
“Raise your right hand, please.”
The old gal raised her right hand.
“Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its e-n.emies, domestic or foreign?”
The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, “Well, I guess so, but. . . Will I have help, or will I have to do it all by myself?”
An Old French Lady Had A Small Shop In Her Village.
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop.
They put up signs advertising their prices, including one that said: Butter – 10 euros.
In response, the old lady added a sign to her own window: Butter – 9 euros.
The next day, the big supermarket had a new sign: Butter – 8 euros.
Indeed, the day after the lady’s sign said: Butter – 7 euros.
This went on for a while until eventually one of the lady’s customers pointed to the sign and said.
“Ma’am, you can’t keep your prices that low for long. These big companies can use their buying power to sell products cheaper, but a little store like yours can never compete.”
In response, the old French lady bent forward conspiratorially and muttered.
“Monsieur, I don’t even sell butter.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
