An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes drove around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
The little old lady was so upset that she approached the man and said, “I was going to park there!”
The man was a smart alec and said, “That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
“Well, this upset the lady, even more, So she got in her car and backed it up, then stomped on the gas and plowed straight into his Mercedes.
The young man ran back to his car and asked, “What did you do that for?”
The little old lady smiled and told him, “That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
LOL!!
An old lady went to a bank to withdraw money
An old lady went to a bank to withdraw money.
The old lady gave her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw £10.”
The bank teller told her, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.”
The old lady then asked, “Why?”
The teller irritably told her, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.”
She then returned the card to the old lady.
The old lady remained silent.
But she returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”
The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old lady, “I’m sorry, you have £80,000 in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
The old lady then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”
The teller told her, “Any amount up to £5000.”
The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw £5000 from her account.
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old lady respectfully. The old lady put £10 in her bag and asked the teller to return the remaining £4990 to her account.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
