An officer sees a man driving a truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.”
The guy obliges and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the same guy driving around with the truck full of penguins again. This time, though, all the penguins are wearing sunglasses.
The police officer pulls the guy over and says, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?”
The guy replies, “I did, and today I’m taking them to the beach.”
A brunette walks into a bar.
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.”
The bartender says, ” What’s an M L?”
She says, ” A Miller Light.”
Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.”
The bartender says, ”What’s a B L?”
She says, ”Bud Light.”
A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.”
The bartender says,” What’s a fifteen?”
She says,” 7&7, duh!”
