An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was.
“Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday.
The Sunday edition is not delivered until tomorrow, Sunday.”
There was a long pause on the other end of the line.
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Then she was heard to mutter, “Well, darn, that explains why no one was at church this morning.”
A parking guy suddenly disappears. A customer worried about him.
After a decades-long career, the parking guy suddenly disappears. A worried customer goes to inquire.
“What happened to the guy at the entrance who collected all the parking fees and even told us where free spots are? Did he retire?”
The employee is somewhat confused.
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“Sir, parking has been free ever since we opened.”
