An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy.
The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?”
“Never,” the cowboy responds. “However, just recently a horse kicked in two of my ribs, and back a couple of years ago a rattlesnake bit my ankle.”
“Wouldn’t you call these accidents?” says the puzzled agent.
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“Nah,” the cowboy replies. “They both did it on purpose!”
Little Johhny drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.
As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
Little Johhny replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “but no one knows what God looks like.”
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Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing little Johnny replied, “They will in a minute.”
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