A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal plants on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?”
The old rancher replied, “That’s fine, you shouldn’t go over there though.” As he pointed at one of his fields.
The FBI agent snapped at him, “I am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!” With that, he pulled out his badge and shoved it into the rancher’s face.
The rancher shrugged this off and continued with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he heard a loud scream from the field he had pointed out earlier. All of a sudden he could see the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels.
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The rancher rushed to the fence and yelled, “Your badge! Show your badge to the bull!”
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an officer.
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an officer.
Deputy says, “License and registration, please.”
The lawyer says, “What for?”
Deputy says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
The lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Deputy says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”
The lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Deputy says, “The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”
The lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket.”
Deputy says, “Exit your vehicle, sir.”
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: “DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?”
