One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together.
The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian.
Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling… “SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU B-A.STARD!!!”
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A Texas Man Walks Into an Irish Pub
A Texas man walks into an Irish pub.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”
People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except an Irishman who leaves the bar.
Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the pub and approaches the Texan. “Is yer bet still on the table?”
The Texas man replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”
The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.
The Irishman starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.
Astonished, the Texas man hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”
“No. I went to the pub next door first to see if I could do it.”
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